“This author is lucky. You cannot get STDs from hate.” Dr. Alexander Fleming
“This author will be getting nothing but coal for Christmas.” S. Claus
“What have we unleashed on the world?” Sister Mary Hilarius
“This lad abused the writing and vocabulary lessons I taught him. He deserves a hard slap to the face.” Bro. Sloan/Brother Rice HS.
“Mr. Bella should be the national spokesperson for Preparation-H.” AS Shole
“Mr. Bella should be a taste tester for Tabasco Sauce.” E. McIlhenny
“Does this author test rat poison?” Otto Orkin