Be kind to your morons
Though they don’t deserve it
Remember that morons
It is a difficult stage of life
Just keep in mind
Though it seems hard I know
Most morons were normal long ago
Incredible
So treat them with patience
And kind understanding
In spite of the foolish things they do
Some day you might wake up
And find you’re a moron too
Americans will stuff their bodies with just about everything, including Chicken McNuggets, mystery meat fast food burgers, Chipotle, Olive Garden, or Tide Pods. They do not care about the cryptic ingredients they shovel in their maws. If some fast-food chain came up with a way to batter and deep fry pork uterus, topping it with powdered sugar, dim bulb Americans would flock to it. It would be all over Instagram.
The COVID numbers are rising in Chicago. The rise is not alarming but cautionary. COVID is spreading through Florida like STDs through their senior communities. California and other states are seeing considerable increases in COVID. The one common denominator is the new cases are in unvaccinated people.
The Bubbas and Bubettes of this country do not care what they stuff in their bodies. When it comes to COVID vaccines, they become medical, biological, and chemical experts. They refuse to get vaccinated because the vaccines have dangerous “stuff” in them. They can alter your DNA- the acronym that stands for Do Not Accept. Vaccines kill people, cause mental disturbances, magnetize the body, turn people into lab rats running in mazes, and a host of other asinine beliefs. Some believe The Great Comedian forbids putting vaccines in your body, and the Good Book says so.
Many younger people in Chicago believe their healthy lifestyle will keep them safe. Their green sludge smoothies, supplements, and exercise is better than getting a vaccination. They are as ignorant as those who live in Bubba Land.
People have every right to live as they please. They have every right to die. People have every right to be stupid, ignorant, and unlearned. This is ‘Merica. God, guns, mom, sex, drugs, and rock and roll, apple pie, and the KFC Colonel made this country great.
To keep this country strong, we must preserve American culture and the American dream of junk food, junk religion, and junk science. Vaccinations and masks are unamerican, socialist, and commie inventions to turn people into obedient herds of obedient drones.
There is a horrid new trend. Some woke people are advocating avoiding shaming anti-vaxxers and anti-maskers. We must not humiliate the willfully ignorant. Intelligent people should not discriminate against them. They are a new disenfranchised minority. It is highly inappropriate to shame drooling idiots for endangering your life, the life of others, and themselves. It is wokisim to the nth degree.
Unmasked and unvaxxed lives matter. Their feelings matter. Their idiocy must be respected, tolerated, and accepted. Maybe some fuzzy-brained academic can come up with a name for them, like Stupidx.
Do not accept this new woke fallacy. Shame anyone who gets near you indoors or on public transportation without a mask. Do not argue with idiots who will not get vaccinated. Humiliate them. We all should. It is our civic duty.
Public shaming and humiliation will not change their tiny minds. It will make them paranoid and fearful of leaving their homes without being publicly scorned. If they stay quarantined at home, we will be safe. It is just common sense to keep these people behind closed doors, quaking in fear of being shamed in public.
The anti-shamers are as dangerous as the anti-maskers and anti-vaxxers. You cannot be kind to people who pose a threat. It is bad enough we are kind to criminals. Anti-vaxxers and anti-maskers deserve all the shame and scorn we can heap on them.